Aqui as rotinas e Openers antigos porem eficazes!
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blakestarneon

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#668743 Talvez você goste ou não,Mas eu uso esta rotina como parte do meu sinto de utilidades.
É Uma pequena historia que eu conto pra todo mundo,principalmente pra algumas hbs é uma historia veridica de humor :louco


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Quando eu estava caminhando de manhã pra comprar umas coisas na padeira eu passei andando pela Rua e vi um cachorro com cara de triste.
Ele so tinha três patas, Mas eu não podia fazer nada e estava com pressa.
Cheguei perto dele mas ele ficou assustado e tentou fugir.
Continue a Caminhar é derrepente me acertam uma pedra na perna.
Me virei é vi o Cachorro me olhando é saindo correndo :omg :louco.
Não sei se isso valhia como Rotina,Mas bem acho que sim porque uso muito isso. :rolf.

Normalmente as garotas riem dessa historia,Mas é muito divertida.